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HomeStuck

ok, so I have god more free time. I am going to try something new and do Homestuck. I have know idea what Homestuck is about, so this is me just trying to figure myself out on this.

The things that I know are there are 4 kids, Dave, Rose, Blue Guy, other. They play a video game, then the world ends. Rose’s mom is rich. Dave has a brother with rad glasses. Blue Guy’s dad has no face and eventually becomes his son. There are trolls of the zodiac. Their blood determines hierarchy. The have some complicated shipping chart that uses card suits. Gay kitkat troll is canon. And the entire multiverse multiverse takes place on the back of a giant frog. 

So yeah can’t wait to start

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So it’s a moving comic from 2009. Holy shit this guy would be my age. I gotta do him justice with an awesome name

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Well, it’s a lot better than I would come up with

too bad it won’t work

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So Kid #1 is John. One down three to go

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I’m glad that the game tells me exactly who I am. But why did it have to remind me that I have no arms. And yet have two cakes in my room.

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Wait, I thought I was looking for my arms?

How many cakes does this kid have???

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So it’s an interactive comic where I can’t interact with it. Alright.

Is John just wondering who is moving the cake for him, or does he not care that about the floating mouse hand

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So I do have hands

And I want to save them in a floating booklet. Ok. Right. John, what the fuck is your life like where this is usual?

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Why am I taking a tutorial on how to read a comic? Was this always just Homestuck: The game of reading

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Ah, so close yet so far. Maybe someday your arms will stay permanently visible.